shoepastryheart:

i’ve made so many duplicates of the key to my heart
and given them away
(so freely)
with no expiry or date of collection
and it is terrifying to realize that anyone could walk in
while i’m washing dishes
or folding laundry
or after 5 years
and just leave their car in the drive and their mud on the mat
without even knocking.

but the truth is
their hat is still on the rack and their mug on the sideboard, 
because the house knew they would come back, even if you didn’t.

(via somethingsnazzyy)

luxurycruisinglarry:

homeiswithlarry:

todAY MY MOM MADE ME WAIT AROUND WHILE SHE SHOPPED IN THE TOPSHOP SALE AND I WAS SO FUCKING BORED WAITING FOR HER TO JUST PICK OUT A FEW FUCKING ITEMS AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY I HAD NEVER FELT MORE LIKE LOUIS TOMLINSON IN MY LIFE

WAITING AROUND FOR SOME SIMPLE ASS GIRL TO PICK OUT SOME DAMN TOPSHOP CLOTHES WHILE I’D RATHER BE SUCKIN DICK

i caNT STOP LAUgHInG

(via bigfan0fbullshit)

matberninger:

my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

(via gruunge)